Monthly Archives: September 2012

under the knife

welp, I’m just gonna throw this out there for the 2 people who don’t know already… I’m having a boob job. A reverse boob job really, but a job none-the-less. I’m getting reduced on Thursday and there’s nothing you can … Continue reading

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Dear Friends with Kids,

I used to like all of you… And then you spammed my Facebook wall with a thousand stupid posts to vote for your babies to be the next Gerber Baby. News Flash Y’all: They can’t ALL be the cutest baby. … Continue reading

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I really am a nice person, I promise…

but this post is not going to let you see that. First, let’s all move on past the fact that I am literally the worst blogger ever. I can’t follow through with regular posting to save my life. This is … Continue reading

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