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About theguildedblog

Anxious, Boisterous, Curvaceous, Discursive, Eccentric, Fickle, Gregarious, Histrionic, Improper, Jovial, Klutzy, Loyal, Mellifluous, Nebulous, Optimistic, Personable, Quirky, Raucous, Sassy, Tolerant, Understanding, Veracious, Wry, Xerotic, Yearning, Zesty Just tryin' to make it work y'all.

Symptoms

You might be pregnant if… (12 week edition) Your boobs hurt for 2 weeks straight rather than 2 days… and then continue to hurt for the next 3 months. You get heartburn just looking at tomatoes. You cry because your … Continue reading

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Home Not So Alone

Sometimes when you’re nearly 30, your fiance decides to get out of the Navy and move back to Phoenix, Arizona. And sometimes when this happens, you’re a native Virginian, living the lovely life at the beach, minding your own buisness … Continue reading

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A little LiveJournal Throwback

Back in the days of my LiveJournal (circa 2001, named “Whenstarsfell” or something suuuuper emo like that) these quizzes spread like wildfire and I was OBSESSED with filling them out. It was my favorite way of subtly letting my crush … Continue reading

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Just call me MaryLaura

soooo… this just happened: Mere: what if the world ends in 1 hr and 39 min   Me: well… it already tomorrow in a lot of places and they’re fine soooooo i don’t know why they’re gonna end the world … Continue reading

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Cry Baby

So guys… I have this issue… I cry over nothing. I’m not even kidding you. NOTHING. Well, not really nothing. But definitely over what some might consider nothing. This is a new thing for me. I used to cry over … Continue reading

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This post brought to you by Red Wine.

Things I like: bagel chips and goat cheese red wine diet coke man leg short shorts that show off man leg Shahs of Sunset fast forward red wine from a box festive holiday headware cookie dough slim fast bars Christmas … Continue reading

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Don’t Call Me Desperate…

So, it’s no secret in my life that I’ve been single for a loooooooong time. Like, pretty much since middle school because that’s the last time I remember dating someone for more than a few months. And by “dating” in … Continue reading

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